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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

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No! No no no no no no! Well, yes. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.

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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

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Alcohol And Alcoholism

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman

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Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English

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Blame

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.

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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

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Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

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I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight.

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I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around! - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

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Hard

Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

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English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England! - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

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Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

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Boys

The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

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If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken! - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!

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What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

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Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign! - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!

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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

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Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

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OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU! - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!

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Fun

Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.

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Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

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Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

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I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood

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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

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Blame

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

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Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.

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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

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Facts

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

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Food

Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler! - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!

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Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten

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What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway? - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?

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I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

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I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

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I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

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American Actor Duty

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

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Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders

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Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

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Computers Simpson

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

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Faces

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

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Blame

Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV

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No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

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I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me.

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God

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key? - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

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Computers Simpson

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will. - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.

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I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! - Dan Castellaneta Quotes

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

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